AddItem(newItem(Counter++,0,"Very Long Item Name",1.5f,EquipSlot.Hat,"This item is a rare piece of the \"way too long of a name\" technology, invented by space goblins in ancient times."));
AddItem(newItem(Counter++,1,"Outworldly spherical tube",.5f,EquipSlot.RightHand,"It's so spherical and smooth that it seems like it's not even from this world!"));